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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

fashion forward

ahhhh, it's a brisk 103 degrees as i type this, the wind camly blowing fresh, light 103 degree disgustingness. and yet, people tell us, fall is upon us. you know i love fall. fake fall. with the onset of fake fall comes the onset of shopping. i get the fever with the change of fake seasons. i can't help it. so the sales hit, the new fake fall season of clothes is here. so i thought i'd throw some eye-candy your way. you. are. welcome. here are some items i'm loving FOR MY TODDLER? um. no. FOR ME. but these precious pretties are, in fact, wait for it. for toddlers. i know. it's a sickness. i would totally wear these (even if i shouldn't wear these). I should get to wear these. (like i need more what department should i really be shopping in confusion). but no. they're toddler gear. allegedly. not my toddler's gear. because these items cost up to $5,493 per item. ok, only up to $180 per item but that seems like $5,493 per item to me due to the reeee-diculous factor. seriously. so if you see suri cruise toddling in one of these frocks, you can tell her you saw it here first.



OMG so last season, suri

3 comments:

Leigh Ann said...

I would totally wear the grey and red number. And the black and white. And the printed shorts. And....

Austin Aunt said...

I skipped straight to the clothes and got all excited that R would be wearing these outfits. Then I read your posting. I am now totally bummed that R is not wearing any of these adorable numbers. If she wants any of these outfits, she can just ask her Austin Aunt. R and I can discuss what she wants next week during our playdate.

Esperanza said...

hi betty. your blog is really funny. you set a good example by not killing that women's daughter in front of your son. now, why don't you go and bake her some brownies with laxitives in them....