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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

you know you're tired when

you go to the bathroom and see "hanky panky" in front of your eyes. not hanky panky like you're in some creepy public restroom. the "hanky panky" brand name. on a tag. in other words, your underwear are on backwards. your thong underwear. which you've been wearing for five hours without a pee break but thinking a couple of times that the undies feel a little uncomfortable but you dismiss it because you don't have time to worry about your undies. you've got to worry about what happens if your kids drop a deuce in their swim diapers because you don't have backups. and you're tired. at least you remembered to wear undies. even if they're backwards. did i mention it was a backwards thong? who does that?

FRONT. i'm trying to help you here. 

4 comments:

RowdyGirls said...

I cringed when I read backwards thong. Out loud.

Smooch said...

Have I mentioned that I have discovered my hanky pankies on backward not once, but twice? One time also inside out. Surprisingly comfortable backward - at least for a thong.

betty said...

rowdy: smooch is right. if you have to (or accidentally) wear a thong backwards, go with the hanky pankies. not that i want to make a habit out of it.

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud and rather boisterously when I read this post. My fellow cubeys (made up) really think I’m weird now.